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If we can get away with discussing some non-serious replies, here is a list of some replies to the two most common questions, including some of the worst replies. It's been on lists before, but the statute of limitations has probably expired :-) But keep in mind that some people are offended by humor. Years ago I posted a similar list to an e-mail discussion group. Some people on another group engaged in lengthy discussions of how bad our group was because we would even joke about such things! That was in spite of an emoticon in the subject line and a disclaimer at the beginning.
A list of possible responses to the two most common questions. ALL of these responses are intended for their humor content only. Use of ANY of these in a real world situation could result in MAJOR problems! YMMV.
This is an ongoing work in progress.
You are welcome to post or repost this freely, but it must include the copyright notice.
I am maintaining the master list at:
Q: Does your dog bite?
"What do you THINK happened to my arm|leg|eyes ?"
Q: . . . pet your dog?
"If you dare!"
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Copyright 2001, DogEars