This is a work in progress. (c) 2001 by Grumpy Ol' Fred.
Since there has been little support for my proposal that planes be REQUIRED to have dogs on board, here is some discussion of the current state of airplane access law.
Q: Wouldn't the ADA apply?
Q: Will the airline staff know the laws?
Q: What will happen when they don't know the laws?
Q: What can you do when they don't know the laws?
Q: Will there be a CRO on duty?
Q: What can you do if there's a problem?
Q: But how can the airline know whether the dog is a "fake"?
Q: An airline representative said to be sure to bring my papers. What is that about?
Q: Are there any requirements to be dressed?
Q: Is there a requirement for a special collar?
Q: What does "credible verbal assurances" mean?
Q: What about relief for the dog during stopovers, or immediately before or after a flight?
Q: What about relief in flight?
Q: What about for the DOG?
Q: How about food and/or water for the dog in flight?
Q: What effect will the recent tightening of security have?
Expect major interrogations. Since the rent-a-cops have no training for this situation, do not expect them to know what the legal limits are on interrogation.
And plan to carry as little as possible.
And there was a NUMBER TWO PENCIL! (and some pens)
So, ... find a short, stubby, plastic, "non-threatening" pen, since apparently some airport security now are worried about Bic pens being used as weapons.
When do they start taking away belts and shoelaces? (long recognized as dangerous in prisons)
Will we ultimately fly naked? Will that bring back some of the fun and excitement of flying?
Q: Is there any requirement of crating?
Q: What about petting by employees?
Q: What about sitting on your lap?
Q: Does the dog need to ride in cargo?
Q: Does the dog need to be under the seat?
Q: Do you need to pay for a seat for the dog?
Q: The airline says that I have to sit in the window seat of the bulkhead row. Is that true?
Q: Are there any exceptions to where I may sit?
Q: Where is the best place to sit?
This is a work in progress.
If you have suggestions for improvements, please send them to me at: acaafaq3@xenosoft.com